Gotta watch out for cuffed pant legs. Lesson learned.
Sashay to water cooler. Fill mug with water. Return to desk. (Pants go swish swish.) See the director (my boss) and senior VP chatting in her office. Smile. Heels get caught in pant cuffs, trip and flail, mug throws water on face. Conversation halts, all eyes on me.
Boss: "Are you okay?" Senior VP looks amused.
Me: "Yup I'm fine." Flash big grin. Water dripping from face, secretly wishing I could die.
@#%$*#%.
About Me
- Meow
- Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
- Born and raised on the sunny island of Singapore, she was an ordinary girl with an ordinary life - she was a band geek, classical music nut, and drank only on New Years. She rode the subway to malls on weekends, subsisted on spicy local fare, and enjoyed soaking up the tropical sun.
One day, she woke up and found herself on the other side of the world in Steel City - sorority chick, jazz fiend, and needing a bigger wine rack. She treks through sleet and snow for new adventures, carries her camera wherever she can, and is a menace behind the wheel. She lives in an apartment in the city with two cats named after condiments and a Yank who builds robots.
She still plays the piano and likes her sambal hot.
This is a collection of her stories and pictures.
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